Thörnquist presents in co–operation without
Jesper N. Katz [Thank
Good News €urobody; i hope You have seen the new €uropean Directive
European Commission has just announced an agrement
where English will be the official
language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations. Her majesty's
conceded that English spelling
had some room for improvement
has accepteda five year plan that would be known as '€uro€nglish".
the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will
make sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will
be dropped in favour
of the letter 'k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards
one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasmin the
when the tiresome "ph' will be replaced
with the 'f'. This
will make words
like 'fotograf' 20 per
sent shorter. In the third year publik
the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more
changes are possible. Goverments will enkoragethe removal of
which have always ben a deterent
to akurat speling. Also, al
wil agre that the
horible mes of
the silent "e"'s in the language is
disgrasful, and should be
don away with. By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to step
such as replasing 'th' with "z" and "w" with "v".
fiftz yar, ze unesesary
"o" kan be dropd from vords kontaning
and similar changes vud of kors be
aplid to otzer kombi–nations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve
vil, hav a relisensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis
and evriven vil
find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
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